clockinthesky: Best Friend
abothersomeexistance: Another best friend
biographgirl: my sister.
(what’s she doin here?)
dragongirl007: Sweet little thing who is reallly awesome and hugged me a bajillion times!
grumpygandalf: A WIZARD
nauticalnanobeing: a jumper-clad Aunt twice removed
amerzz: my quiet creepy cousin that the family tries to ignore, and who the younger cousins aren’t allowed to hang out with at family gatherings.
hobowithoutahome: sister’s ex-boyfriend.
samanthasatsuma: my peculiar niece that everyone avoids.
hilariaaa: my deranged cousin who I didn’t actually know was my cousin until we met formally at the annual porcupine ball last year.
anti-socialbehavior: An epic uncle that lives on an island and visits every year on my birthday.
katieseymour: My ex-sister in law who still comes to family barbecues and only 3 people like her.
trapped-in-cabinets: My piper twin. And sex-slave too.
meganelectrify: My pet eel.
this-is-an-outrage: my evil sex kitten.
booshgrrrl: Sex slave, part-time dom for my masochistic needs.
goth-detectives: a sex-slave with a mangina who is also a grandparent and a normal sibling at the same time.
glitterboots: My grandmother who is also a pimp.
nabooliola: A snugglebunny from plant fluffykins.
notyounaanbread-: One of my kidnapping victims. But she has stockholm syndrome so we stay in touch.
canceroustraguses: My sensual but innocent niece
lynseyrainbow: The Ape of Death.
annashake: A golden dragoness who is part of Noel’s harem.
neon-noir: My boot licker and sex slave
thebooshislooseandalittlebitraw: The friendly neighborhood tramp.
robotbooshgirlindisguise: my captive Dondylion shackled in my basement.
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