Tumblr Family

clockinthesky: Best Friend

abothersomeexistance: Another best friend

biographgirl: my sister.

(what’s she doin here?)

dragongirl007: Sweet little thing who is reallly awesome and hugged me a bajillion times!

grumpygandalf: A WIZARD

nauticalnanobeing: a jumper-clad Aunt twice removed

amerzz: my quiet creepy cousin that the family tries to ignore, and who the younger cousins aren’t allowed to hang out with at family gatherings.

hobowithoutahome: sister’s ex-boyfriend.

samanthasatsuma: my peculiar niece that everyone avoids.

hilariaaa: my deranged cousin who I didn’t actually know was my cousin until we met formally at the annual porcupine ball last year.

anti-socialbehavior: An epic uncle that lives on an island and visits every year on my birthday.

katieseymour: My ex-sister in law who still comes to family barbecues and only 3 people like her.

trapped-in-cabinets: My piper twin. And sex-slave too.

meganelectrify: My pet eel.

this-is-an-outrage: my evil sex kitten.

booshgrrrl: Sex slave, part-time dom for my masochistic needs.

goth-detectives: a sex-slave with a mangina who is also a grandparent and a normal sibling at the same time.

don’t ask.

glitterboots: My grandmother who is also a pimp.

nabooliola: A snugglebunny from plant fluffykins.

notyounaanbread-: One of my kidnapping victims. But she has stockholm syndrome so we stay in touch.

canceroustraguses: My sensual but innocent niece

lynseyrainbow: The Ape of Death.

annashake: A golden dragoness who is part of Noel’s harem.

neon-noir: My boot licker and sex slave

thebooshislooseandalittlebitraw: The friendly neighborhood tramp.

robotbooshgirlindisguise: my captive Dondylion shackled in my basement.

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